Matt’s a great lad but girlfriend Lisa wants a great man - so this Saturday she's moving out. Matt knows a new flat will soon mean a new guy so he convinces Lisa he can find her the ‘perfect’ place. He hacks the local property manager's system looking for a list of the most boring, old lady houses available. Trouble is the manager’s a front for the local crime boss and Matt doesn’t realize he’s just hacked a list of tinnie houses, brothels and psycho-hideouts.
Now Matt and Lisa unknowingly rock-up to the dodgiest doors in Kiwi suburbia asking to see the spare room. Our flat hunters soon become the hunted: the crime boss wants his list back; the rival crims think Matt’s seizing control and unleash their own takeover; and the cops have no idea who the hell this couple are but reckon they sure need arresting. Soon Matt’s biggest problem isn’t saving his relationship - it's saving Lisa!