KIAORA, FOR THAT.

A “WHALLIAMS FILMS” FILM
WRITTEN BY Michael Whalley and Gareth Williams

Put to shame on a university Marae trip, Pita is forced into the realisation that he is from, well...nowhere really. And that Edinburgh isn’t in England.

In order to restore his pride and take his place in the world, Peter begins a mission to put the Turanga back in his Waewae.

In the quest to build a Super-Culture for himself, Pita meets some unlikely comrades and together they set about nicking the best bits of other people's culture and claiming them as their own.

But if you mess with the melting pot, you’re going to cause a stir;

And it isn't long before Pita realises that having a ‘culture’ is a bit more than just a song and dance. That market gardeners get splinters, too much Sapasui can give you a guts ache, and a haka while wearing a patch can earn you a lot more than just a punch in the eye...