Pitching a Tent

A “Loco Motives” FILM
WRITTEN BY Louis Mendiola

Beach. Booze. Bitches: the 3B plan. If everything goes accordingly, Dave’s 3B plan will lead to a sweet weekend of debauchery as he tries to fuck his hot Math tutor, Jenny. Unfortunately, Dave’s main wingman is out, and so are his 2nd and 3rd options. Left without a choice, Dave brings his eager yet shy flatmate, Simon, to entertain Jenny’s two slutty friends, Gemma and Emma. Even though Simon is more interested in talking about his astrology class than chatting up bitches, Dave is sure he will get laid this weekend; the 3B plan has never failed him.

However, unbeknownst to Dave, Simon has ulterior motives. Simon is in love with Dave, but cannot find a way to confess his feelings to his jock flatmate. Eager to please Dave, Simon will do anything to impress him. But will Simon go as far as to hook up with the two bimbo frenemies, Gemma and Emma?

Along the way to the campground, the five university students pick up a hitchhiker. Although the hitchhiker and Simon find a common ground in astrology, the hitchhiker soon alienates himself from the group with his progressingly strange conversation. Stopping at a petrol station, the group tricks the hitchhiker into buying engine fluid as they leave without him, much to Simon’s dismay.

With the sun still scorching hot, the students arrive at the crumbling campground as Jenny notices a broken trespass sign. Using his charm, Dave brushes off everyone’s worries as he effectively gets them into party mode.

However, as the group sets up camp, a deranged farmer notices them. And he is not a happy camper…

Who will get laid? Who will survive?