Make My Movie

NZFC / NZ On Air / nzherald.co.nz present... the MAKE MY MOVIE project. Our proud history of profound, progressive & potty thinking: Splittng the Atom / Women Getting the Vote / the Zorb and now we have another world first: the MAKE MY MOVIE project

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Primordial Ooze

A “Outsider Films” FILM
WRITTEN BY Bruce Salmon

It started out just like any of the thousands of other monotonous days before it but by nightfall the sleepy country town of Greggsville would be gripped by a terror of unimaginable proportions.

Beneath the town an evil Jelly mastermind is plotting to cast the world back a billion years to when it was just a festering planet of primordial ooze. To do this he needs the help of the unsuspecting populace to carry out his dastardly plan. His minion hoards of amoebae use their mind control to subjugate the humans to his will while simultaneously converting their innards to goo.

Jelly has grown strong on our ignoramus complacencyness - NOW is their chance to strike!

...But Jelly didn’t reckon on the meddling of Gordon Ordinary...

Gordon sees no future for himself in Greggsville; his dead-end job working on the production line at the local food packaging plant Edmondsons, is a real drag.

Compelled to leave town and search for a better life he is inadvertently drawn into the horror when he witnesses a vicious amoeba attack on an unsuspecting citizen.

“Shit this can’t be real” thought Gordon as the scalding hot meatyness of his Big Ken pie fell from his mouth and onto his unguarded crotch...
He glances around and sees other people with the same hideous amoebas attached to their necks - He hadn’t noticed that earlier!

Why will nobody believe his unbelievable story and what makes him so special that he is the only one who can see what is really going on?

Should he stay and try to save his town, and the world, from a good old fashioned gooing?

Yeah... Nah!

But what choice does he have – the alternative is... LIQUEFACTION!