Eugene and Garry are two nerds. They are both clever enough to be rocket scientists. Unfortunately for them, like all nerds, they can’t get girlfriends. One night while they are using a telescope to look at the stars they accidentally spot Garry’s beautiful neighbour Britney, through her window in a bathroom towel. They fight over the telescope and get discovered. Britney sees them and shuts the curtain.
Eugene blames Garry for the fight that costs them the chance of possibly seeing her naked. Garry tells him he wouldn’t have a chance and Eugene challenges him to a competition. Which one of them could get a girlfriend first, using science, to help attract the opposite sex. Eugene doesn’t think you need to be a rocket scientist to pick up hot babes, but surely it would help. Garry agrees that they would both be winners in the long run. No matter who won. There would be money, fame and hot babes. The winner gets to use their method on Britney and the loser has to use theirs on whoever the winner chooses.
Eugene decides to create a pheromone to attract women and Garry decides to camouflage his nerd qualities and change his appearance. He wants to make himself appear to be what they want by mimicking what they like. First things first. They need to study women. Lots of women. Who will win? Will Eugene create some kind of wonder spray. Will Garry be able to find a successful look and pickup line? Will Britney ever fall for the winner?