Welcome to the Bureau of Alien Narcotics. The first rule of BAN is no sexual intercourse with extraterrestrials…
Veteran Agent Barney Wick f**ked up. In yet another moment of drug induced stupor he slept with shape-shifting siren Loreal Binx. Worse still her father is General Binx head of the largest alien drug cartel. The cherry on top; there is a rumor she’s pregnant. Now to save his pretty pension Barney Wick has to venture back into the field. Every agent needs a partner so he procures the office mail boy to go along for the adventure of a lifetime.
All Barney needs to do is save himself, the world and the little Wick before anyone else catches on…