Jack needs a new Job.
Jack gets a new Job.
Jacks new Job is simple; make other peoples lives a misery.
Jacks new job pays very well.
Jack loves his new Job,
Why?
Because Jack is a Prick.
On loosing his job, Jack starts looking for another.
Waking up on the pubs toilet floor, Jack notices a help wanted sign on the back of the toilet bowl.
“Help wanted, good pay, no experience necessary, if you’re reading this note your probably qualified, TXT PRICK to 666”
Jacks job interview goes ok, the nice old man named Lucifer seemed a little annoyed that Jack had never heard of him, but that aside Jack gets the job.
The Job is simple. Jack must ruin as many peoples day as possible, for every evil deed done, money will be paid directly to his bank account, the more dastardly the deed, the more he gets paid. Who knew being n Asshole was so rewarding?