Aliens Bladder

When jack is abducted buy aliens his whole life is turned upside down, especially when he discovers what they have done to him, he's now got one thing on his mind, it's pay back time!

A “Jody Mortimer and Shayne Bashford” FILM
WRITTEN BY Jody Mortimer and Shayne Bashford

Meet Jack the "Thunderbolt Thompson". He's a regular guy, with dreams of becoming a professional wrestler, not wasting his life away, working in his 9 to 5 mundane world.

One night, when walking home from the pub, he suddenly sees a light, it traps him, before he knows it, it beams him up to the over head flying saucer.

When he awakes, he feels a strangle cold sensation....he's on the toilet seat.
Suddenly there's a bash at the door, the NZI ( New Zealand Intelligence) have arrived! Seizing him, they drag him to their headquarters, and the ruthless questioning begins.

When they try to lock him away in a chamber .....full of freaks, he escapes and the pursuit begins. The NZI are chasing him, the aliens have him under surveillance, he's on the run , and he's got nowhere to go .....
Finally trapped and surrounded by the NZI, he suddenly feels a strange
sensation, his pelvis starts to pulsate, he then realizes something , the power of the aliens bladder!

Melting NZI corpses, vampires ripping off limbs, mutated sea mammals furiously attacking, Elvis Presley kung fu fighting.

The battle has begun.....

Jack does the one good thing that any decent kiwi bloke would do, he calls on his mates.

Can they take on the NZI's, can they defeat the aliens, can they save the planet
Can they get back to having a beer at the local?