Make My Movie

NZFC / NZ On Air / nzherald.co.nz present... the MAKE MY MOVIE project. Our proud history of profound, progressive & potty thinking: Splittng the Atom / Women Getting the Vote / the Zorb and now we have another world first: the MAKE MY MOVIE project

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Big Tits Massacre: The movie

After being betrayed by a strip club mistress, Herbert wants to take revenge hiring a group of yakuzas. They show up at “Bit Tits" strip club killing everyone, only to realise that mysteriously the dead are coming back from life.

A “Ygnacio Cervio” FILM
WRITTEN BY Ygnacio Cervio

In the depressed dirty suburbs of 1970s Auckland, Herberth takes the younger and naive Muddy under his wing to teach him the "street-code", which involves him in a lucrative deal with Varla, a strip club mistress who is going to pay them 25,000 dollars for a well-hung dwarf they have kidnapped that she intends to use for her sexual adventures.

But these types of deals never go as planned, a lesson the street-wise Herberth should have prepared himself for. When they meet Varla in the desert, she kills Muddy and leaves Herbert for dead. Little does she know that Herberth miraculously survived and is now hell-bent on taking revenge hiring a yakuza gang.

They show up at “Bit Tits”, Varla’s strip club, armed with swords, guns and a chainsaw. The battle is violent, bloody and at the end, costumer and striper's corpses are all over the place. Herberth seeks out Varla, only to find the dead are coming back to life, leading to an epic showdown that will leave you disturbed and wanting more!