Those Bloody Vampires

After a robbery gone wrong two stoners find themselves in a fight for survival against a gang of vampires.

They're hopeless. But then so are the vampires.

You would think years of immortality would teach them a thing or two about killing humans. You’d be wrong.

With each side as clueless as the other, the stage is set for the most idiotic and blood soaked final showdown in history.

Get your towels ready, there’s gonna be some splatter!

A “Gareth Clabrough & Yarden Elyashiv” FILM
WRITTEN BY Gareth Clabrough & Yarden Elyashiv

When Richard and Stuart find themselves out of work, out of luck and in debt to their weed dealer, they need to make some quick cash. They hold up a dingy bar accidently killing the barkeeper, breaking some stools and getting away with the grand total of $50. It would seem they were in the clear. Except for the fact that now a pissed off gang of vampires are after them for smashing up their bar.

Running for their lives, and accidently killing more vampires along the way, Dick and Stu beg for the help of their drug dealer, a seriously angry woman with a few violent tendencies. A suitable form of stress relief is always important in a high-pressure work environment. The three of them attempt to devise a plan to save their necks and their lives.

Meanwhile the other team's not looking so good either. The bumbling vampires have just had their bar robbed, their friends are getting killed willy nilly and now they need to think of how to survive these murderous humans. Simply popping the fangs out won’t cut it this time; they need to generate stone cold fear, something that’s a lot easier said than done.

With both sides of the battle lacking any sort of clue, and an inevitable, over the top, blood-soaked, final showdown looming, they must all put aside their fear if they want to live.

It’s gonna get bloody messy!